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Sed lex dura lex
I'm falling and trying to land on my feet
  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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(via breakinq)

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Anonymous asked: You need friends

rhapsodybrohemian:

I’ve got six great friends; Chandler, Monica, Joey, Ross, Rachel and Phoebe.

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rapunzelie:

urukohai:

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely

1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest

(via outofthewhore-dinary)

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